Nothing like seeing a spread eagle... it"s truely a
beautiful sight. Support the spread eagle - never let it become an
endangered species. A great vintage tee for muff divers and players.
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Have You Seen Deez Nutz Harry Acorns
Have you seen Deez
Nutz? Show off your Harry Acorns in style. This has to be one of our
favorite dirty sayings of all time.
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Kiss My Ass, It"s Irish
This is the must have St. Patty"s shirt
or just some fun bar hopping. You don"t even really have to be Irish, your
ass is just for that day.
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You Know How I Know You"re Gay?
You know how I know you"re
gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I love gay porn". You know how I
know you"re gay? You don"t own this t-shirt, yet! You"ve seen the movie (40
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Jewbacca
Jewbacca is a wookie that faced alot of anti-semitism
growing up. That"s bullshit! The Ewoks are bullshit! Everyone knows
Chewbacca was Jewish, he speaks Yiddish.
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Ninja Please
Ninja please! Your nunchuck skills suck ass. You are
no match for my bow staff and ninja star. This crazy vintage tee will let
everyone know that you is a real ass ninja.
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Me, You & The Shocker
Even if the girls don"t read sign
language, they will get the idea on this shirt! Lets have a threesome, me...
you... and THE SHOCKER! Two in the pink, one in the stink! This must have
tshirt is a classic.
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You"re Not The Boss of Me!
Hilarious kid tshirt available for
babies and toddlers. You know your kids are the boss and run things in the
house!
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Donkey Show Coordinator Inter-Species Erotica
Now Hiring! I am
the official Juarez, Mexico Donkey Show Coordinator. If you haven"t seen the
Donkey Show then you are missing out. Juarez, Mexico has got it going on!
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My Pen Is Huge
What? Why are you looking at me funny? My pen is
huge... so what. You wish your pen is this big too. No matter where you wear
this tshirt, you"ll get some attention.
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Pirates Do It For The Booty Tee
Pirates only have one thing on
their mind... booty! They rape, pillage and plunder for ass. The small text
reads "Do it for the booty".
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Got Milf?
Every one knows what a MILF (Mom I"d Like to F**K) is.
Stiffler"s mom, Kathrine Zeta Jones, soon to be Brittany Spears. And you are
too!
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Nuthin But A G-String, Baby!
Two loc"d out butt cheeks goin
crazy. Sexy t-shirt for you hot tiny panty wearing hunnies!
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O"Doyle Rules
You have to love the O"Doyle family from the movie
Billy Madison. "O"Doyle Rules"... Nothing wrong with being a bully. If you
are bigger and badder you are allowed to pick on the goofy small kid.
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Who Wants A Mustache Ride
I do, I do. Hey guys, let the ladies
know that there ain"t no ride like a Mustache Ride. Take her for a spin.
This shirt gets results! Also, a hilarious quote from the movie "Super
Troopers".
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I"d Tap That
You must have this tshirt for your next party. Hot
girls and kegs have one thing in common... when guys see either one they
will all say that I"D TAP THAT!
Available for men.
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Ladies Is Pimps Too!
Go"on and brush ya shoulders off... stay up
pimpin! Girls, guys aren"t the only pimps - put the smack down on these
wannabe players today! Cuz you know you really got the game.
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Festivus For The Rest of Us!
Hilarious mens tee with the 3 rules
of Festivus: The Festivus Pole, Airing of Grievences and Feats of Strength.
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Where My Hose At?
Where my hose at? Where they at, where they at?
Don"t ever lose your hose... Good hose are hard to come by. One of our best
sellers.
Available for men, women and
kids.
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Peeing Your Pants Is The Coolest!
You are not cool, unless you
pee your pants. Your kids need to be cool with this t-shirt, because they
just arent potty trained yet!
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Lap Dance Tester I"ll Tell You If You Have What It Takes To Be A
Stripper
Great for the titty bar because it has white print on a
black tshirt which always looks cool in the strip club. Yes!
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Community College Easier Than Regular College
College is very
important for your future... so you might as well make it easier on yourself
and go to Community College. We did and look where we are today!!!
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FOR SALE by Parents!
Parents, need to sale your kids? We
completely understand, put a sign on them just like you would a car.
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Whose Tit Do I Gotta Suck To Get A Drink Around Here?
Fun and
offensive t-shirt for kids. Twist to the old saying. A baby just wants
his/her friggin milk!
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It Is Great To Be White
With affirmative action not as popular as
it use to be, I have to tell you, in the business world it is great to be
white. Cool vintage worn effect.
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Hey Fuck Ass Give Me A Beer
A Boondock Saints movie classic.
Rocco aka Funnyman is a pimp. You have to remember the beginning when Rocco
went into the Irish Pub. The perfect bar shirt!
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Vandelay Industries Purveyor of Fine Latex Products
George
Costanza made up his own company on Seinfeld. Join the latex industry and
get this tee. Small Text Reads: "An Import/Export Company"
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Who"s Your Daddy?
Luke didn"t know. Princess Leia didn"t know.
Shit, who knows how many kids Darth has. He probably has more kids than
George Forman and Flava Flav put together.
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Kick His Ass Seabass!
Funny mens tee from the movie Dumb &Dumber.
Fine print says Wine"m Dine"m &69"m, from Seabasses trucker hat!
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Wingman Services Don"t Be Sent Out On A Dangerous Solo Mission
Guys, don"t you hate it when you go out with a chick and her ugly friends
have to tag along? Fuck that... you gotta help out your buddy by being the
Wingman.
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Frank the Tank
Once the beer hits your lips... It"s soooo good!
Everyone has a little Frank the Tank in them once they had a little too much
to drink.
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Jesus Saves After He Passes Each Level
God knows every gamer
has had an accidental reset of some sort and forgot to save. Don"t start
over from the beginning! Listen to Jesus... Save Save Save!
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Native Smackahoe Tribe Member
Let them hoes know either behave or
be layed the smack down on. Let people know your roots of being full blooded
native SmackAHoe.
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Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster
A famous Ghetto Boys song
that was played in the movie Office Space. This tee is for all you real
gangsters out there.
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Make Like A Tree And Get The Fuck Out of Here
A hilariuos line
from one of the best movies ever, Boondock Saint"s. Or, you just might want
someone to fuck off. A classic quote for everyone!
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This Ain"t A Beer Belly, It"s A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine
That"s right! And the tank is full baby! Makes a cool gift for fat guys or
just some guy with a beer belly! Have tons of fun with this quality t-shirt.
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I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID
Read it slow! I"m so f*#king
retarded?... yes you are! Or at least that is what the people will say
OUTLOUD when they are trying to read your tshirt. Punk"d!
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Mike Hawk"s Taxidermy I"ll Stuff Your Beaver
It"s a bold
statement... but taxidermy is a great way to keep your furry friend happy
forever... Ladies... you can count on Mike Hawk for all your stuffing needs.
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Team Ramrod
Ramathorn and Farva from the movie Super Troopers,
probably the best duo ever. What team are you down with... Team Ramrod!
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Don"t Be Such A Cock Block
There"s nothing worse then being at
the club and some cock blocker wants to come and mess up your game. It"s a
pic of a kid"s building block with a rooster on it... cock..
block....genius!
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